OLYMPIC"CONTRACEPTION CAMP !"

      WHO WILL WIN A GOLD IN THE CONTRACEPTION OLYMPICS???

        The Oooh-Olympics , a record 150,000 condoms are being handed out to athlete's at the London Olympic village during the 2012 games.

       You would think that athlete's would be more concerned with preserving their energy but it appears not. It works out at around 15 condoms each for the 10,500 athletes, with Durex willing to supply more if this allowance becomes exhausted.
       If past Olympic games are being used as a yard-stick then durex services will be called upon. Many of the athlete's admit that it's quite a hot- bed for sexual action , before the games commence , during and especially afterwards.

       Hope Solo ( pictured above) USA goalkeeper has said that during the last Olympics even celebrities were getting in on the act being smuggled in during the wee small hours . Australian swimmer Stephanie Rice received a backlash from fellow athletes for posting a picture on twitter in a bikini.

       Apparently earlier this month a athlete who preferred to remain anonymous said that during the games there's a lot of action off the field in a wave of promiscuity as super fit athletes get down and dirty they also claimed that alcohol was also smuggled in , as this is banned in the village.

       So it seems that Durex should have those stand-by supplies ready to go! As for the athlete's who can blame them , their young, very fit and it's only natural.

       What would you do in there shoe's ? ( or lack of them !) I damn well know which party I'd be at...................